Migraine WTF

Migraine WTF

9-19-11

                Yesterday, I went to a baby shower and had a good time. I got to spend time with my friends who I hadn’t seen in forever and had missed greatly. The food was great and so was the company. There’s even the possibility that I made some new friends.

                Children were everywhere, as they tend to be at events like this. They were all well-behaved and super cute, which, of course, helped fuel my baby mania (I WANT BABIES! I WANT BABIES NOW! NOW! NOW!).

Of course, I can’t have babies NOWNOWNOW because of the health issues I am having. I want to get a handle on this crap before I try to put my body through the strain of baby-making. Why is it that we haven’t figured out how to make decanters yet? It would be way safer for EVERYONE INVOLVED IN THE PROCESS OF BIRTHING if we HAD THEM!

Anyway, when it came time for me to leave, it was an hour and a half after I should have already left. I had developed a migraine. It was a 3 on the hyperbole and a half scale (I totally love this blog btw: http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/02/boyfriend-doesnt-have-ebola-probably.html  ). I knew it was because I was slightly overheated and needed to cool down (it was hotter in there than I was used to and the meds make it so I have trouble with sweating). I step out into the sunlight and my migraine immediately begins to escalate. On the fifteen minute drive between my friend’s house and my house, I go from a 3 to a 7 on that scale. That’s right, I saw that Jesus was coming for me and I was kind of scared.

WTF.