Money Orgy

Money Orgy

Stroke your money

Perhaps, if you do it often enough

With just the right meditations

It will multiply

Or, better still, the stroking

Will encourage it to mate

And hundreds will birth twenties

Twenties will birth tens and fives

Ones would spit out quarters and dimes

                …Fifties would be an unnatural aberration; a freak

So, yes, please! Stroke that money

Maybe, if you do it long enough

It will begin to multiply.

                …Or you will just look like a moron

4/27/11

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If only money did multiply like this. I am sure that everyone would hold money orgies!